Grumpy Old Bastard Beanie – Novelty Beanie

hether you’re embracing your grumpy side or buying for someone who already owns it, the Grumpy Old Bastard Cuffed Beanie delivers warmth with attitude.

Made from a soft, comfortable knit, this black cuffed beanie features a bold embroidered patch that says exactly what everyone’s thinking. It’s warm without being bulky, easy to wear, and works just as well on winter dog walks as it does at festivals, work sites, pubs or weekend runs out.

This isn’t just for bikers — it’s for anyone with a dark sense of humour, zero patience for nonsense, and a healthy appreciation for staying warm while making a statement. Ideal as a birthday gift, Christmas present, Father’s Day gift, or just a well-earned treat for yourself.

Features:

• Black cuffed knit beanie

• High-quality embroidered slogan patch

• Soft, warm and comfortable fit

• One size fits most

• Easy everyday wear

• Designed for laughs, warmth and longevity

Pull it on, pull it low, and let the world know where you stand.