I Fuck Like the Government Patch

If you like your humor dark and your patches loud, this one’s for you. This “I’m Not Much to Look At, But I Fuck Like the Government” embroidered patch says it all — with sarcasm, irony, and just enough profanity to make a statement. Whether you’re customizing a jacket, vest, bag, or biker gear, this patch brings serious attitude.

Featuring bold red thread, expressive cartoon-style hand gestures, and clean stitching on black backing, it’s crafted for durability and shock value. Perfect for bikers, festival-goers, anarchists, pranksters, and anyone who appreciates anti-establishment humor.

This patch isn’t for the faint of heart — it’s for those who don’t bite their tongue.

🔧 Key Features:

• Bold embroidered design with red & light blue threads

• Politically satirical message: “I Fuck Like the Government”

• Cartoon-style hand symbols replace letters for added effect

• Iron-on or sew-on backing

• Durable, fade-resistant construction

• Perfect for jackets, backpacks, vests, biker cuts, or punk denim

Please note guys, that due to computer screens there may be a slight colour variation.

Material:Polyester

Embroidered Sew-on Patch Size: approximately 9cm in diameter.