Grumpy Old Bastard Beanie – Black Cuffed Novelty Hat
Whether you’re embracing your grumpy side or buying for someone who already owns it, the Grumpy Old Bastard Beanie delivers warmth with attitude.
Made from a soft, comfortable knit, this black cuffed beanie features a bold embroidered patch that says exactly what everyone’s thinking. It’s warm without being bulky, easy to wear, and works just as well on winter dog walks as it does at festivals, work sites, pubs or weekend runs out.
This isn’t just for bikers — it’s for anyone with a dark sense of humour, zero patience for nonsense, and a healthy appreciation for staying warm while making a statement. Ideal as a birthday gift, Christmas present, Father’s Day gift, or just a well-earned treat for yourself.
Novelty Beanie Features:
Black cuffed knit beanie
High-quality embroidered slogan patch
Soft, warm and comfortable fit
One size fits most
Easy everyday wear
Designed for laughs, warmth and longevity
Pull it on, pull it low, and let the world know where you stand.









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