Don’t Touch My Shit Keychain

Funny Woven Warning Tag for Keys, Bags & EDC Gear

Make your boundaries crystal clear with this Don’t Touch My Shit Keychain. Styled with bold warning icons, red text, and high-contrast black and white design, this woven tag doesn’t just accessorize your gear — it protects it.

Crafted from tear-resistant polyester with clean embroidery and a stainless-steel keyring, it’s built for daily abuse and guaranteed to spark a laugh or two. Ideal for your car keys, gym bag, bike, camera case, or even your gaming setup.

Features:

• Bold woven quote: “DON’T TOUCH MY SHIT” with red warning icons
• Black tag with white and red embroidery
• Durable, weatherproof, and double-sided
• Stainless steel keyring fits key fobs, zippers, and toolboxes
• Great gift for mechanics, car lovers, EDC fans, and the short-tempered

Don’t Touch My Shit Keychain Specifications:

• Material: Woven polyester + stainless steel ring
• Size: 13cm x 2.8cm | Ring: 25mm | Total length: 15cm

Note: This is a novelty item with strong language. Keep away from sensitive environments or easily offended relatives.

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