Adulting 1 Star Keychain

Funny Woven Key Tag for Grownups, Gifts & Everyday Keys

Adulting. One star. Would not recommend. If that sounds like your vibe, this Adulting 1 Star Keychain is calling your name. Witty, bold, and absolutely relatable, this bright yellow woven tag features a sarcastic 5-star graphic with the embroidered message: “ADULTING: 1 STAR. DO NOT RECOMMEND.“

Made from durable polyester and fitted with a strong stainless steel ring, it’s ideal for car keys, bags, jackets, or your daily dose of humor. Whether you’re treating yourself or buying a novelty gift, this keychain is equal parts funny and functional.

Features:

• Bright yellow woven polyester key tag with embroidered 1-star adulting quote
• Double-sided design with clean, high-quality stitching
• Perfect for keys, backpacks, EDC, and gifts
• Durable, waterproof, and tear-resistant

Adulting 1 Star Keychain Specifications:

• Material: Woven polyester + stainless steel keyring
• Tag Size: 13cm x 2.8cm
• Keyring Size: 25mm
• Overall Length: 15cm

Note: Slight colour variations may occur depending on your screen.

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