Rude Embroidered Keytag – “I’m the Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet”

This rude embroidered keytag is built for people who run on kindness, honesty and a dash of spicy attitude. With navy fabric and clean red-and-white stitching, it delivers the unforgettable line:

“I’m the nicest asshole you’ll ever meet.”

Attach it to your keys, backpack or lanyard and let it do the talking for you. It’s funny, bold and just rude enough to make the right people laugh.

• Durable embroidered design

• Navy fabric with high contrast stitching

• Metal split ring included

• Perfect as a gag gift or everyday accessory

• Price: £4.00

• UK Postage: £1.85

A small accessory with big personality.

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