I’d Rather Ride My Bike Than You Keytag

Show off your biker attitude with this cheeky I’d Rather Ride My Bike Than You keytag by Rat-Ryder.
Made for riders who’d pick two wheels over anything else, this vibrant purple key tag features high-quality stitching, durable fabric, and a solid metal ring that’ll handle life on the road.

Perfect for your motorbike keys, helmet bag, or rucksack, this funny biker keyring adds a pop of colour and a dose of biker humour wherever it hangs. Whether you’re buying for yourself or looking for the ideal gift for a motorcycle-mad mate, this motorcycle keytag says it all — loud and proud.

I’d Rather Ride My Bike Than You Keytag Features:

• Embroidered text: “I’d Rather Ride My Bike Than You”

• Colour: Purple with turquoise lettering

• Durable fabric & reinforced edges

• Sturdy metal split ring

• Size: approx. 13cm x 3cm

• Perfect biker gift or accessory

Price: £4.00
Postage (UK): £1.85

Add a little humour to your everyday carry — because sometimes, the truth just looks better embroidered.

Why not check out our “Lets keep the Dumbfuckery to a minimum” patch